the Humor in things...

sometimes i see things that make me laugh.
(and by 'sometimes', I mean ALL the time.)

Jul 18, 2008 1:48pm
buyer beware…
I was browsing through cnn.com’s ‘25 Top Places for Singles’ (don’t judge me) and I was pleased to see that Hoboken was #1, since I live just up the road.
Then I noticed that Newark came in at #20, and all I could think was —           …chock full o’ singles only because all their spouses have been killed.
I used to date a girl who lived in Newark, and … it’s not the kind of place I’d venture to go cruising for chicks. (…unless i’m rolling about 30 wingmen deep)

buyer beware…

I was browsing through cnn.com’s ‘25 Top Places for Singles’ (don’t judge me) and I was pleased to see that Hoboken was #1, since I live just up the road.

Then I noticed that Newark came in at #20, and all I could think was —           …chock full o’ singles only because all their spouses have been killed.

I used to date a girl who lived in Newark, and … it’s not the kind of place I’d venture to go cruising for chicks. (…unless i’m rolling about 30 wingmen deep)

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